Library+Jokes

media type="custom" key="1922859" Knock knock. Rita. Rita lot of good books! "Do you want to hear my problems?" Comet books. A lot of memory. The space bar. It had a virus. To the Intervet. According to the Gooey (Dewey) Decimal System. It made a Web page. It puts on a book jacket.
 * Who's there?**
 * Rita who?**
 * What did one math book say to the other math book?**
 * What do planets like to read?**
 * What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer? **
 * What part of a computer does an astronaut like best? **
 * Why did the computer sneeze?**
 * Where do computers take their pets when they get sick?**
 * How do librarians file melted marshmallows?**
 * What did the spider do inside the library computer?**
 * When the cold wind blows, what does a book do?**